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Funny Adult Lifety People Quotes & Sayings
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Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop costume.
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It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
Jimi Hendrix
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White people: 'OMG! I LOVE THIS SONG!' Black people: 'OH HELL YEAH ni... THIS IS MY SHIT!'
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Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.
Will Eisner
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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I know a lot of funny people in a lot of funny places.
John Cougar Mellencamp
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
Hussein Nishah
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It's fantastic the way children ask you, 'How does the light saber turn on?, but I don't like it when the adults do that, because they should know better. I've had one adult ask me for advice on how to be a trainee to become a Jedi knight. I tell people like that: 'You want advice to be a Jedi trainee? fu.. off! That's my advice.'
Ewan McGregor
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I don't think fat is pretty. If I saw some big fat leopard walking through the jungle, I'd start laughing. Or if I was at the races, I saw some 150-lb. greyhound running against the other lean greyhounds, I'd start laughing too. It doesn't seem very natural. It doesn't look healthy. It doesn't look sleek or stealth. It looks funny. I think that's why people through history laugh at fat people. They're round and funny-looking.
Kirstie Alley
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I try to keep away from being bigheaded. That's what causes people to lose the acting thing. They start being commercial, and then they stink for the rest of their life. But there are several respected adult actors who were child actors that started very young. I'm going to try and model myself after Kurt Russell and Jodie Foster. Just keep learning from the role and not just go for the money.
Haley Joel Osment
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People come into your life, and some of those people leave. People change. If they were real while they were in your life remember them that way. Life has a funny way of affecting people. Things happen. Make good memories and always keep moving forward. You're your own director in your own movie. Grant some people main rolls. Let some people play extras. But regardless of who you chose for the credits...Make sure you produce a movie that you're proud of.
Zach Taylor
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I'm not sure I'm adult yet.
Johnny Depp
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To be adult is to be alone.
Jean Rostand
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I think I am an adult.
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I'm not sure I'm adult yet.
Johnny Depp
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It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny to see people struggle, and you don't buy that Brad Pitt is struggling, you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the rest of your life.
Jonah Hill
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I really like to have sweet people around me. I can't stand bad asses. There's too many of them, especially my age in LA. I like to get to know people, and you have to peel away so many layers of those people. Just give me someone who's relaxed and c.
Leonardo DiCaprio
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It's perfectly legal to be stupid at times but some people just completely take advantage.
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The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
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