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Funny Dirty Birth Quotes & Sayings
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Ban partial-birth abortion except to save mother's life.
Jerry Weller
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That awkward moment when you realize Obamas birth certificate was Osamas last horcrux.
Unknown
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Our birth is nothing but our death begun, As tapers waste the moment they take fire.
Edward Young
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To give birth is a fearsome thing; there is no hating the child one has borne even when injured by it.
Sophocles
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But whoever gives birth to useless children, what would you say of him except that he has bred sorrows for himself, and furnishes laughter for his enemies.
Sophocles
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Adolescence is a new birth, for the higher and more completely human traits are now born.
G Stanley Hall
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There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.
James Thurber
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I have been vain since birth. I expected other people to like what I did, although my vanity has definitely diminished over the years.
Wallace Shawn
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I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
Madonna
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Whenever I run into prejudice. I smile and feel sorry for them, and I say to myself, There's one more argument for birth control.
Freddy Fender
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I'm a neurotic New York Jew by birth. Creating characters is second nature to me.
Len Wein
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I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
Madonna
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Carol Burnett
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He fertilizes a phrase or a line of poetry for weeks and then gives birth to it in a speech.
John Colville
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If there is a transmigration of souls then I am not yet on the bottom rung. My life is a hesitation before birth.
Franz Kafka
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
Unknown
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That's the dirty little secret of Mormon growth. Lots of baptisms don't necessarily translate into long-term membership.
David Campbell
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The rich go North ignore, the tug of war. While the kids are poor, open new and better drug stores. So I became hardcore, couldn't take it no more.
Old Dirty Bastard
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Living inside the shuttle was a little like camping out. We ended up sleeping in our seats. You had to pay attention to housekeeping, not get things too dirty.
Robert Crippen
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Hey, I'm like the Wayne Gretsky of the entertainment biz - I have other people do my dirty work while I skate around and get to be a nice guy. What can I say? I'm a coward.
Paul Feig
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