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Funny Drug Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Influenza is a serious disease. Kids die of influenza, both in Japan and the United States, and if you give a drug to people who are at risk of dying, there will be people who die who got the drug,... There is no signal the drug is doing it as opposed to the disease.
Robert Nelson
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Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?
Clifford Stoll
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Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with special horror.
William S Burroughs
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Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with special horror.
William S Burroughs
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Drug addiction is not a choice of lifestyle, it is a disorder of the brain and we need to recognize this.
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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Drug addiction destroys lives, tears apart families and harms society.
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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
Henry Youngman
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
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Weeds has shown me that major drug deals don't have to be such an unpleasant experience.
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Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
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Methamphetamine is a highly dangerous drug that is wreaking havoc on families and communities throughout this country. The drug's use is spreading across the United States.
Rick Larsen
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I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
Kevin Meaney
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So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'
Tim Vine
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Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.
Rob Corddry
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Hi. Um, my camel called...he wants his toe back!
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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What do you call a fake noodle??? An impasta.
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