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Funny Marriage Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
Ash Sweeney
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I can't wait to be married. It's going to be so great to find that one special person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.
Ana Chable
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To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Ogden Nash
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For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
Bill Cosby
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Marriage is a hunting permit that entitles you to only one dear at a time.
Vikrant Parsai
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Samuel Johnson
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I'm against gay marriage. I think marriage is a sacred union between a man and a pregnant woman.
Craig Kilborn
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel De Montaigne
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Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
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When entering into a marriage one ought to ask oneself: do you believe you are going to enjoy talking with this woman up into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory, but most of the time you are together will be devoted to conversation.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out...
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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Just a reminder of MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. .
Ritu Ghatourey
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henry Youngman
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Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
Robert Maynard Hutchins
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Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000...
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