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When I want to watch a TV show with my parents past my bedtime, my mom always sends me to bed no matter how much I fake being "absorbed" in the program.
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How can children credit the assertions of parents, which their own eyes show them to be false? Few parents act in such a manner as much to enforce their maxims by the credit of their lives
Samuel Johnson
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From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence, called love, as its mother and father have been, and their parents and their parents before them. These forces are mainly concerned with destroying most of its potentialities. This enterprise is on the whole successful.
R D Laing
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One reason I live with my parents is to beat Thanksgiving traffic.
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The parents age must be remembered, both for joy and anxiety.
Confucius
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If you are single you don't have to live with someone who can't stand your parents.
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Kids with single parents can get more financial aid.
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Easter may be the wrong time to tell my parents you're a Jew.
Unknown
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Congratulations to Snooki on proving everything every girl's parents ever told them is wrong.
Unknown
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The children despise their parents until the age of 40, when they suddenly become just like them-thus preserving the system.
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I finally moved out of my parents' house. It was only fair to let my sister have her own room.
Kate Winslet
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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
Rodney Dangerfield
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My parents were really strict when I was growing up. When we all went to the theatre to see the first Scary Movie I warned my momma when I told her to get up and go and buy popcorn, she had to go and buy popcorn. But I'd like to think that I'd broken my parents in early. At least because I could have been part of a raunchier movie so that when I go on to play a crack whor.. that's naked all the time my parents won't be so upset.
Anna Faris
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Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer.
Bobby Flay
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My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.
Elayne Boosler
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I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is to bore people without children to death by going on and on about how funny their children are, so there's none of that hopefully.
Jo Brand
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Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to someone else!!
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick
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If Tumblr and Twitter were school subjects, my parents would love me.
Jenni Monroe
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If I wrote a National Coming Out Day card to give to my parents, it would say, 'Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a lesbian, and so is Aunt Phyllis.'
Sabrina Matthews
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