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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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We must annex those people. We can afflict them with our wise and beneficent government. We can introduce the novelty of thieves, all the way up from street-car pickpockets to municipal robbers and Government defaulters, and show them how amusing it is to arrest them and try them and then turn them loose -- some for cash and some for ''political influence.'' We can make them ashamed of their simple and primitive justice. We can make that little bunch of sleepy islands the hottest corner on earth, and array it in the moral splendor of our high and holy civilization. Annexation is what the poor islanders need. ''Shall we to men benighted, the lamp of life deny?''
Mark Twain
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
Kristen Chandler
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