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Funny Statuses On A Girl Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not a jealous person. I am just a girl that would love to punch every girl in the face that gives you a second look.
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.
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Im the girl who fu..ed your boyfriend at that party while you were puking. I'm the girl who stole your favorite shirt and looked better in it. Im the girl who called you a slut and made you cry. Im the girl that doesnt give a fu.. what you think about her. Im the girl you wish you were.
Unknown
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Seems like my statuses are always getting me in trouble with someone these days.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table theres nothing wrong with them, but its hard to stop thinking about it.
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I love my sister, but her Facebook statuses are unbearable, shut up.
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We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home.
Gene Perret
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Im not going to be that rebound girl, the girl you just come to when you want her, the girl who loves you with everything she has but yet you give nothing. Im not willing to be that girl anymore. Sorry, sweetie, but Im gone.
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Act like barbie, smoke like marley.
Julia Klassen
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I got a box full of chocolates for you girl, girl. For you girl, girl, for you. I got some roses and a love letter that says I adore you.
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What do I like in a girl? I like a girl that likes me, a girl that knows how to smile and see the bright side of things. A girl that makes me a better person.
James Lafferty
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Pride attracts the girl. Courage approaches the girl. Wisdom gets the girl. Strength puts up with the girl, but loyalty keeps the girl.
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One day you're gonna want her. That girl that knew she wasnt perfect, but tried to be for you. That girl who wanted nothing more than to be there for you, and loving you was the only way she could. The girl who sees your flaws, but values them as much as your strengths. That girl who still cant bring herself to hate you, even though sometimes you probably deserve it. The girl that should have you, but doesnt.
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I am not a perfect girl. I'll annoy you,piss you off, say stupid stuff and then take it back.But all that aside, you'll never find a girl who loves you more than Me.
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I aint a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!
Alec Straub
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Reading illiterate people's poorly written Facebook statuses will always be a highlight of my day.
Unknown
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I don't want a perfect girl, perfect doesn't exist. I just want a girl who's perfect for me. A girl who I can talk to for hours without getting bored. A girl who understands me and who will always be there for me. I want a girl who would sit down and play video games with me, she'll take the controller and act as if she knows what she's doing. I want a girl that I can be weird with and she's jus t as weird. We can joke around, play pranks and have fun with each other. I want a girl that leaves me special messages where she tells me her feelings, it's like a reminder of how good of a job I'm doing in making her happy. I want a girl who has confidence, values, and knows exactly what she wants. Most importantly, I want a girl with an awesome personality. A girls personality is what sets her apart from the rest, it's what makes them unique and that's why I love it. Ultimately, at the end of the day I just want a girl who I can call mine, a girl who won't hurt me and who will accept me for me.
Mahmoud El Hallab
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At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'
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