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Funny Teenage Girl Birthdaytounts Quotes & Sayings
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...'
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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
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Im the girl who prefers one rose instead of a dozen. Im the girl who wouldn't make you wait on her hand and foot, but would do anything to make you happy. Im the girl who would enjoy having a movie night rather than going to some fancy restaurant. Im the girl who would rather stay up all night sharing secrets than go out and getting drunk. I'm the girl who'd give the world to see you smile:)
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if you're looking for that girl to spend your G'z. I'm that girl right here and if you're looking for that girl then don't you agree. I'm that girl right here.
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My neighbors loved the music so much when I turned it up, that they invited the police to listen.
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I want the old you back, not the girl I see in front of me. Where's the girl that I used to stay up all night with and fall asleep on the phone with? Where's the girl who always looked at me like I was her only, the girl who was always there for me. I want the girl who always made me laugh and smile, not the one who brings me down into a frown. What happened? where did you go? I wish you'd come back. I miss you, the girl who I used to know, not the one I see in front of me. Not the girl who stomps on my heart into tiny pieces, not the one who doesn't give a damn about me anymore. Look down deep inside, this isn't you. I wish you'd realize that cause it hurts me to know I'm losing the one who matters most to me.
Mahmoud El Hallab
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Normal teenagers sneak out and leave. Me? I sneak into the kitchen and bring all the food to my room.
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There's 3 Things In Life Every Girl Needs; 1. Love to make her weak. 2. Alcohol to make her strong & 3. Best friends when both things make her hit the floor!
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A teenager is always too tired to hold a dishcloth, but never too tired to hold a phone.
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How do people look so hot at the beach with their wet hair and their wet bodies and I just look like a real f*cked up piece of seaweed...
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Ride's parked outside are you ready girl? Cause I am ready girl. To put it on you heavy girl, till we are sweating girl.
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I don't know how to be the girl you miss, the girl of your dream, future life and the one you would love and take care for a life time. All I know is, I'm a girl that you used to know, you've been used for fun and the only girl who would fall for your foolish bullshit! The girl who could handle all the pain yet screaming inside. What I know is, I'm just a girl who will love you no matter what you've done to me and how much you've hurt me.
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If a girl is given a sister that is double trouble, if a girl is given 2 sisters even better , if a girl is given 3 sisters watch out world, if a girl is given 4 sisters and 4 brothers than......God help that little girl.
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If youre going to be a romantic idol and try to get every teenage girl to love you, then youd be an a.. to come out and say youre gay. Ricky Martin was so smart. He did what he did, made his millions and then he said, Guess what, every body? Im gay...It didnt matter anymore because he didnt have to bring in 16-year-old girls.
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They say that from the instant he lays eyes on her, a father adores his daughter. Whoever she grows up to be, she is always to him that little girl in pigtails. She makes him feel like Christmas. In exchange, he makes a secret promise not to see the awkwardness of her teenage years, the mistakes she makes or the secrets she keeps.
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When a fat girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Ew, eat a salad." When a fat girl eats a salad, people think, "Is she trying to lose weight or something?" ..but when a SKINNY girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Wow, she eats and eats and never gains a pound." and when a SKINNY girl eats a salad, people think, "Why is she eating a salad? She doesn't need to lose weight." Like if you think this is true.
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A nice girl is just a bad girl that doesn't get caught.
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What is teenage love? It's staying up late for each other and barely staying wake in class the next day. It's passing each other between classes and stopping to say Hi, but ending up running to your next class right before the bell rings. It's going to the mall, wandering around hand in hand, with a silence that's comfortable. It's watching a movie in the theaters with his arm slowly creeping onto your shoulders, and you resting your head in his arms. It's walking around at night, for no reason at all; his chest, her head, looking at the stars. It's uncertainty of how long it will last, a risk you are both willing to take, even if it means you'll have a broken heart. It's not true love, not like, nor lust, nor infatuation. It's teenage love, here to stay, here to play with our hearts and never go away.
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You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't find Something? MOM!
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