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Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
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Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
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Beauty isn't seen throughout the makeup brushes or hair products; beauty is seen by those who choose not to see imperfections, and by those who you love and those who love you. Everyone is beautiful, but some people choose to hate on others for things they don't like. Forget about those who make your days miserable, and live for those who make your life beautiful.
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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Thanks for inviting me to a New Year's party I'll have no recollection of attending.
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Having fun in the sun, getting laid in the shade, summer's here...
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This year let's resolve to make better bad decisions.
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May the New Year bring you significantly more joy than the holidays did.
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
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Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed.
Neil Gaiman
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Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking.
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I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
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Getting my dragon was perhaps the biggest surprise. I was in Amsterdam and got a little crazy, dropping my pants at a tattoo parlour and woke up the next morning and saw this really funny dragon. Ive always wanted a dragon but this one had a funny blue tongue. To me a dragon is very much a woman, strong and elegant.
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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
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I wanted to send you something AMAZING for Christmas but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox...
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