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Funny Valentines Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
Henry Youngman
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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Mitch Hedberg
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Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
David Letterman
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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
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Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!
Russ Meneve
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I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
Kevin Meaney
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Jay Leno
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Mark Twain
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.
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Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.
Rob Corddry
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Spike Milligan
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I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.
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Lebron: I'm proposing to my girl. Kobe: With what?
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Hi. Um, my camel called...he wants his toe back!
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You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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