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Funny Wake And Bakery Special Quotes & Sayings
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It's Halloween and hopefully you people that partied last night didn't wake next to something scary this morning.
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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra
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love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
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You must be a special kind of stupid to think acting like a jerk is attractive to girls.
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I hate it when I forget to turn my swag off at night and I wake up covered in b*tches.
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I got the wake-up call that no one is policing our oceans. I wondered, how can I do anything? What really can I do to make things better? There are some perks to being a celebrity. My job is to be funny once in a while, but it's my responsibility to make good use of it.
Angela Kinsey
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Ritu Ghatourey
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One day, you are going to wake up and realize how much you care about her, and when that day comes, she will wake up next to the guy that already knows.
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Wake up, wake up. This ain't just a thing that you give up, give up. Don't you say that I'd be better off, better off. Sleeping by myself and wondering, if I'm better off, better off. With out you boy
Colbie Caillat
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You sleep expecting to wake up in the morning right? Well don't. You may not wake up. There is no certainty. This could be your last day.
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I do all of the grocery shopping in my little family. I buy cheese, of many different kinds, sliced packaged meats and poultry, bagels, immense quantities of eggs, pre-made fried chicken. Milk. Bacon. It is insane how much dairy, deli and bakery stuff I buy.
Ben Stein
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It doesn't matter how many new people come into your when you're looking for that someone special, someone who's going to be your only focus. If there's any doubt of them not being your someone special, your only focus, then don't go creating future problems and do the right thing when it's evident they're not your someone special by being considerate and mature enough to call it and say goodbye instead of leading someone on with false hopes. As hard as it may be it's the right and only thing to do to avoid future sorrow
Danny Santagato
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Anyone can make you happy by doing something special, but only someone special can make you happy without doing anything.
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Do not wait for special occasions to make her feel special. Make her feel special as many time as you can.
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Honestly, I think its kinda funny that you waste your breath talking about me. Got me feeling kinda special really. (So this is what your all about.)
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Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
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A special prayer for you that the Lord will bless you on your special day.
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I may not be the best person in the world, but I will always be special in someone's eyes.
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You float like a feather in a beautiful world. I wish I was special you're so fu..ing special.
Radiohead
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