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Funny Woman And Man Quotes & Sayings
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A woman can't be alone. She needs a man. A man and a woman support and strengthen each other. She just can't do it by herself.
Marilyn Monroe
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Just being a woman is God's gift. The origin of a child is a mother, a woman. She shows a man what sharing, caring, and loving is all about. That is the essence of a woman.
Sushmita Sen
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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield
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No woman needs a man to be strong, but no man should ever physically harm a woman.
Unknown
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But I contend that if we're providing total medical coverage for every man, woman, and child in Iraq, shouldn't we at least be doing the same thing for every man, woman, and child in the United States?
Tony Campolo
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Zeus split the man and woman apart, fearing it's power, but obligating the man and woman on an everlasting quest to find their counterpart.
Unknown
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I am already inherently full and complete as I am. Man doesn't need woman and woman doesn't need man in order to experience his or her inherent fullness.
Andrew Cohen
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Having multiple partners doesn't make you a man or woman! Being honest, loyal, faithful and devoted to ONLY ONE does!!!
Raylisha Van Staden
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A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
Helen Rowland
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What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.
Lord Byron
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. but behind a real woman, there is God.
Mercy Pheona
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Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil!
Victor Hugo
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A true man does not promise, he commits. A true woman does not demand, she thanks.
Unknown
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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
Oscar Wilde
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A man never knows how to say goodbye, a woman never knows when to say it.
Helen Rowland
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A woman with a woman's viewpoint is of more value when she forgets she's a woman and begins to act like a man
Leonor Kretzer Sullivan
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Men fail to realize that a woman can give more away in 1 weeks times than a man can go out and pick up in 6 months if she chooses. We are sitting on the gold mine.not them!
Unknown
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When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
Clint Eastwood
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A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her s..ual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.
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Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
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