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Illusion Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
Wanda Sykes
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
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Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.
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I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes.
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I won't kill you, but I'll enjoy reading your obituary.
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This New Years, I'm going to party like Maury just told me I'm not the father!
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Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
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I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas are funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.
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Make love now, by night and by day, in winter and in summer... You are in the world for that and the rest of life is nothing but vanity, illusion, waste. There is only one science, love, only one riches, love, only one policy, love. To make love is all the law, and the prophets.
Anatole France
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My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013, which I should have done in 2012, because I promised them in 2011 and planned them in 2010.
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It would be funny if, while performing an abortion, someone yelled 'abort! abort!'
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I know a lot of funny people in a lot of funny places.
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I want to kiss you at midnight and pork you at dawn.
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All diseases run into one, old age.
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It is the greatest scam in history. I am amazed, appalled and highly offended by it. Global Warming; It is a scam. Some dastardly scientists with environmental and political motives manipulated long term scientific data to create an illusion of rapid global warming.
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I dont just turn heads, I break necks! Dont break ya neck lookin at my curves, cause you cant have what you dont deserve! I wont mess with your head Or play with your heart, Because Iim a real girl And I finish what I start. Im not a lie, Im not an illusion, Im a princess, so whats the confusion?
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