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Linkedin invitations are like herpes...They pop up from time to time to remind you they still exist and nobody wants them.
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When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
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I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, You're next.
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If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
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In addition to having a good partnership with a good doctor, you have to do some of the work yourself. Go online, read about it, and find out what you can tolerate.
Teri Garr
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I hold grudges only about the most important things, like online shopping and people who don't smile back when you smile at them.
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The awkward moment, when Usain Bolt runs faster than your internet connection.
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I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook.'
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Almost all your photos that you uploaded on Facebook are all modified in Photoshop. bi...! are you sure you ain't a monster in real life? ...alah
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I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
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Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status.
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You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't find something? MOM!
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Dear Teacher. Please stop make us sleepy, we have no bed in class. Sincerely, students.
OhItsVynn
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The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
Kevin Hart
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's been doing all along...
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I'm glad it's finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.
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One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.
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The Internet is a great information tool, and can be a place where kids learn, but we must remember that when kids are online, they are in public.
Mark Kennedy
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