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I write for Reader's Digest. It's not hard. All you do is copy out an article and mail it in again.
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
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Children always know when company is in the living room - they can hear their mother laughing at their father's jokes
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The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.
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The roses have wilted, The violets are dead, Sugar is lumpy And so is your head.
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The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else's change at a cocktail bar.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
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I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my pe..s into a poodle.
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My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?'
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To all those who said I couldn't make jokes about blind people...watch me.
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I'd rather laugh in bed than do it. If I went to a lady of the night, I'd probably pay her to tell me jokes. Would that be perverted?
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If my jokes offend you: 1. Im sorry. 2. It wont happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. and 4. get over it.
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A good wife comes from God and a good husband comes from the bank.
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You make jokes because you're afraid to take anything seriously, because if you take things seriously, they matter.
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Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
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Most jokes state a bitter truth
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