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Church Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Church Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Well, I think Barkley and I were the only two who were working with Church for a Ph.D.
Stephen Cole Kleene
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I'm Presbyterian and I don't go to church very much.
Joan Van Ark
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Even at church, people would not shake my hand.
Ryan White
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Baseball is like church. Many attend few understand.
Leo Durocher
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If you keep driving past the Church, you will never find your way home.
Unknown
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When I was 12 in the church, I started packin' that metal.
Ghostface Killah
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The church must constantly promote dialogue.
Claudio Hummes
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Vatican II declares the Church... as necessary for salvation.
Francis Arinze
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I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.
Garry Shandling
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I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Tommy Cooper
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Dear metabolism, I'll miss you...
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Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you know it's a McDonald's.
Billy Connolly
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A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers, I hit every one of them!
Milton Berle
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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I was born in Alabama. I was raised in Georgia. I'm so Southern I'm related to myself. I have a 12-year-old daughter. She takes after my daddy. She ought to. She's his.
Brett Butler
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The reason most comedies don't win awards is that the filmmakers put the comedy first. This means you have to create a story around the jokes.
Paul Feig
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Tommy Cooper
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The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
Stephen Wright
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Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pi.ps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pi.p is a whole other thing.
Chris Rock
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Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bi...es.
Dylan Nace
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