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Funny Jewish Birth Quotes & Sayings
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Were gonna get pregnant someday, we'll carry a heavy baby for about a year, suffer giving birth. We might even die giving birth.
Unknown
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Like all of us in this storm between birth and death, I can wreak no great changes on the world, only small changes for the better, I hope, in the lives of those I love.
Dean Koontz
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Every mother on earth gave birth to a child. Except mine, she gave birth to a legend!
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Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Carol Burnett
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Hesitation before birth. If there is a transmigration of souls then I am not yet on the bottom rung. My life is a hesitation before birth.
Franz Kafka
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The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids
Jill Bensley
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For certain is death for the born And certain is birth for the dead; Therefore over the Thou shouldst not grieve.
Bhagavad Gita
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Birth is nothing where virtue is not
Moliere
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Celebrating the Jewish New Year is like celebrating the regular New Year except we blow into a ram's horn and have the exact opposite of fun.
Unknown
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Each day is one step further from birth, one moment closer to dismissal. How we travel this path is our own decision.
Frederick A Babb
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Do not be wise in words, be wise in deeds.
Jewish Proverb
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The commonest objection to birth control is that it is against nature.
Bertrand Russell
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35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
Oscar Wilde
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I worked with the March of Dimes to enact legislation for a national birth defects prevention program to provide surveillance, research and preventive services aimed at reducing the rate of birth defects.
Solomon Ortiz
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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
Joan Rivers
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The birth of success is always associated with the birth of a goal...
Hermann J Steinherr
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For birth control, I rely on my personality
Milt Abel
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...human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, but...life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash. I'm saving my money.
Sophie Tucker
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Being on birth control means I can stop worrying about an unplanned pregnancy and focus entirely on worrying about achieving an orgasm.
Unknown
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