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Funny Jokes On Bad Mind P Quotes & Sayings
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Mark Twain
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.
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Today = bad makeup day, bad hair day, bad clothes day, bad emotions day...Bad everything.
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Don't lose hope. When the sun goes down, the stars come out. If there is one thing in life that you can never lose beside yourself, it is the hope for a better day, because their will always be one. Just as there are bad times; there will come good times as well. And even though things may seem uncertain in the moment, andeven though fear may be trying to cloud your mind, fill your mind with hopeful thoughts, and remember to keep stepping out on faith as well.
Simon Junior Brown
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I was never a bad girl and still not. I challenged authority in school a little bit but nothing like Jennifer. Now I just speak my mind openly. That's who I am.
Megan Fox
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I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.
Jack Paar
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does it seem like the same man doesn't seem the same at all I feel myself fall you can say goodbye to your bad side and surpress the feeling that could hurt your mind.
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I was never a bad girl and still not. I challenged authority in school a little bit but nothing like Jennifer. Now I just speak my mind openly. That's who I am.
Megan Fox
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Laughter is a pleasant sound, it spreads joy all around Whether you're young or old, laughter can be like Magic to our souls, whenever we're feeling sad Laughter can sustain us so that things don't seem Quite so bad, if we give into laughter, it can be like A cure for something that seems impossible to endure So any time your spirits need a lift fill yourself With laughter and you will find, a much happier Person with a peaceful frame of mind.
Ritu Ghatourey
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So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.'
Tim Vine
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So I got gas yesterday for $1.39! Too bad it was only from Taco Bell.
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Meth addicts will never understand how hard it is to withdraw from Breaking Bad.
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They say they're plenty of fish in the sea, but then again I'm a pretty bad fisherman.
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I can always count on my dog to make me feel better about a bad hair day.
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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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A few years ago my goal was to try and get the goddamned album made, which put me in a real bad frame of mind.
Kylie Minogue
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