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The best anti aging method is having a positive attitude, a sunny personality and a genuine smile.
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Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
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I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn't believe me.
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And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room.
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Roses are red violets are blue if your parents said that you are beautiful they're lying you.
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The voice of parents is the voice of gods, for to their children they are heaven's lieutenants.
William Shakespeare
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A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.
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A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.
Raymond Duncan
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My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
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My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
Jerry Seinfeld
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I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
Victor Borge
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In your standard-issue family - of which few remain, but on which our expectations are still based - there are parents and there are children. The way you know which are which, aside from certain size and age differences and despite any behavior similarities, is that the parents are the bossy ones.
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Children see in their parents the past, their parents see in them the future; and if we find more love in the parents for their children than in children for their parents, this is sad but natural. Who does not entertain his hopes more than his recollections.
John Ruskin
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My parents are both very funny but they're also relatively soft-spoken, normal human beings while I'm just a lunatic. I don't know where this loud, ballsy, hammy ridiculousness came from. I'm just glad I followed my goals and my parents did too. It's not like we even had a plan when I dragged my mom to Los Angeles.
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Were your parents thieves? Because they stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
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It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
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I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
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Babies are such amazing creations, they put up with all our nonsense and we keep believing that we are amazing parents.
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