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Funny Political Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?'
Steven Wright
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I write for Reader's Digest. It's not hard. All you do is copy out an article and mail it in again.
Milt Kamen
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Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
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If my jokes offend you: 1. Im sorry. 2. It wont happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. and 4. get over it.
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I'd rather laugh in bed than do it. If I went to a lady of the night, I'd probably pay her to tell me jokes. Would that be perverted?
Billy Joel
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To all those who said I couldn't make jokes about blind people...watch me.
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A good wife comes from God and a good husband comes from the bank.
Evans Amecha
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You make jokes because you're afraid to take anything seriously, because if you take things seriously, they matter.
Unknown
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A book does not make bad jokes, drink too much or eat more than you can afford to pay for.
Kenneth Turan
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Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive
Stella Benson
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Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Stella Benson
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Most jokes state a bitter truth
Larry Gelbart
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Most jokes state a bitter truth.
Larry Gelbart
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There should be a relationship status for I don't even know whats going on.
Unknown
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My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
Emo Philips
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I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb.
Scott Roeben
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When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying saucers...and plates, pots, mugs...
Robert Paul
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
Frank Carson
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Roger Ebert has had his right thumb trademarked. Now the police will actually have to pay him if he ever has to give a thumbprint.
Andy Waits
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The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up next week.
Spike Milligan
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