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Me And My Bed Sleep Together Quotes & Sayings
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The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.
Edwin Edwards
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I have to believe that it works...that when two people come together they stay together. I have to take that to bed with me at night even if I'm going to bed alone. That's a McBealism.
Ally McBeal
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I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if there was a zombie attack.
Simon Pegg
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
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When I get into bed at night, I hope I don't get into it alone!
Calvin Klein
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Wilson Mizner
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A bedroom requires a bed. Everything else was extravagance. Well, he had a bed all right.
Audrey Meadows
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Bed is the poor man's opera
Italian Proverb
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If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito.
Anita Roddick
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I'm pretty wiped out after a long day, so I usually hit the bed and fall right asleep. I sleep like a rock. Plus, I have the talent of being able to fall asleep anywhere...even sitting down. I'll fall asleep with my mouth wide open. It's really unattractive.
Nick Jonas
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Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
Roseanne Barr Arnold
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If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart.
Ian Mckellen
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Reasons why its great to be a Woman; We can get laid anytime we want. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar. We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk. We get out of speeding tickets by crying. We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg. We can sleep our way to the top of the class. We get to shop at Victoria's Secret. We can marry rich and then not have to work. We never have to pay when we go out on dates. Men take us on all expense paid trips- all we have to do is sleep with them. Men light our cigarettes for us. Men hold the door open for us. We pout better(those puppy dog eyes always work!). We're cuter. We lie better. We're better manipulators. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves, you guys get the couch. We always have food.
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Angelina Jolie may get him [Antonio Banderas] in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday.
Melanie Griffith
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I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.
O J Simpson
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Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.
Jose Marti
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I go to bed with men, not boys.
Linda Fiorentino
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No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed.
Kevin Hart
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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
Ambrose Bierce
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I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death.
Nasir Jones
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