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Why is there a show called When animals attack? It should be called When stupid people go near dangerous animals.
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The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.
Mark Twain
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I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
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In fact, they recapitulate the story of Christianity word for word, like the inevitable course of some unsightly disease: criminal ignorance, brutish stupidity, self-righteous bigotry, paranoid fear of outsiders. For the cultist, psychiatrists, the media, Government agencies have become Satan incarnate. Like the fundamental Christians, they have to be right.
William S Burroughs
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy.
Jarod Kintz
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It shocks me when I see old fake a.. friends adding me on facebook. I just hit the DENY button I don't need fake people in my life.
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All women crave attention, but Twitter and Facebook exposes all the women that can't function without it.
Mitchell Perry
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Mom, thank you for all that you've done and still do. I do love you and no one can replace my love to you.
OhItsVynn
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Better late than never, but never late is better.
Drake
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Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already know.
Nikhil Saluja
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Best way to deal with haters: Keep calm, and stay classy!
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Some people just need to change their status updates to, 'Needs attention.'
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Facebook makes you hate people you actually know. Twitter makes you love people you've never met.
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Sometimes I wonder if I will ever be happy with myself. I worry that if I can't be happy with myself, then nobody will ever be happy with me, and that just makes me even more paranoid. It's a cycle, insecurity, low confidence, and diffidence, it's all a cycle and it's destroying me.
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That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to 'single' and your ex likes it.
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FACEBOOK, SlutBook, meet just to fu..Book, tryin to be sneaky but then get caught UpBook, ShameBook, LameBook, using a fake NameBook, corny in the streets but on here you got GameBook, JokeBook, PokeBook, everybody's QuoteBook, in pictures you got money but in person you BrokeBook, s..Book, FlexBook, flirting with your ExBook, someone leaves a comment then you get a urgent TextBook, FightBook, TrifeBook, everybodys RightBook, someone needs to come out with a get a fu..ing LifeBook!
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The internet is a stalker. Facebook asks what Im thinking. Twitter asks what Im doing. Foursquare asks where I am.
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Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.
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That awkward moment when your ex likes your new relationship status on facebook.
Mario Tomasello
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