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Now that the holiday blues are over, let's resume our everyday melancholy.
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It's funny looking at yourself. You know how it is when you look back at old pictures? It's just funny looking back at yourself walking and talking at age 14.
Jennifer Connelly
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I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there.
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Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
Lucy Liu
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I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes.
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I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
Wanda Sykes
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The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
Robert Paul
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If you're on the treadmill next to me, the answer is yes...we are racing.
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I won't kill you, but I'll enjoy reading your obituary.
Unknown
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I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas are funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.
Joe Murray
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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
Zariahh Renee
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Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
Ron Alderson
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My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013, which I should have done in 2012, because I promised them in 2011 and planned them in 2010.
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It would be funny if, while performing an abortion, someone yelled 'abort! abort!'
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All diseases run into one, old age.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I know a lot of funny people in a lot of funny places.
John Cougar Mellencamp
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I want to kiss you at midnight and pork you at dawn.
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I haven't had s.. in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.
Ryan Swain
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People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
Hussein Nishah
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I don't relax and I don't unwind...I have three children that couldn't care less that I just had a baby. You don't relax when you have four children at home that all want your attention, and it's your duty as a mother to give it to them. My time to relax is when I'm sleeping!
Heidi Klum
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