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Funny Hello Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I'd rather laugh in bed than do it. If I went to a lady of the night, I'd probably pay her to tell me jokes. Would that be perverted?
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A good wife comes from God and a good husband comes from the bank.
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Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
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A book does not make bad jokes, drink too much or eat more than you can afford to pay for.
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You make jokes because you're afraid to take anything seriously, because if you take things seriously, they matter.
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Most jokes state a bitter truth
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There should be a relationship status for I don't even know whats going on.
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My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
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When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying saucers...and plates, pots, mugs...
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When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
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That awkward moment when you pose nude for your art teacher and you flunk the course.
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I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle-baby.
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I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb.
Scott Roeben
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
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The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up next week.
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