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Funny Jokes About A Girl Quotes & Sayings
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I love being a girl. I love my identity as female, and I would never trade it for the world. Being a girl is truly an amazing thing.
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Im a girl. I overreact. I underestimate. I overestimate. I over think everything. I dream big. And when I say I love you, Im not lying!
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.'
Tim Vine
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him.The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.
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A good girl gives you happiness and a bad girl gives you experience both are essential in life so enjoy every girlfriend!
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You can't stand when I have my eyes set on someone else, but don't you realize that I go weak when I'm around you. I always laugh and smile at your jokes even when they're not funny. I take every single chance I have to talk to you. You make me melt in many different ways. I'm crazy about you, but would I ever confess this? I don't think I ever will. It's not that I'm scared. It's just that, you'll never feel the same way.
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Being a girl is hard sometimes; being a girl in a relationship is even harder at times. Dont get me wrong, being in a relationship is great, if its a healthy and growing one.
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I'm the girl that always her phone in her hands, headphones in her ears, and that one guy in her mind.
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Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights. Waiting for a girl, we get drunk on Friday nights. She's a sight for sore eyes, waiting for a factory girl.
The Rolling Stones
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Heroine: Girl in a book who is saved from drowning by a hero and marries him next week, but if it was to be over again ten years later it is likely she would rather have a life-belt and he would rather have her have it
Mark Twain
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Christmas brings enormous electric bills. Candles are used for Hanukkah. Not only are we spared enormous electric bills, but we get to feel good about not contributing to the energy crisis.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
Rodney Dangerfield
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A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.
Redd Foxx
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A beautiful girl is a beautiful girl, but a beautiful girl with a brain is an absolutely lethal combination.
Ronald Oliver
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I'm a girl; I overreact; I Underestimate; I over think Everything; I dream big; and yet when I say I love you I mean it!!
Unknown
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It's funny to me how guys don't know how to act when they realize their dealing with a girl who actually has self respect.
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Congratulations to Snooki on proving everything every girl's parents ever told them is wrong.
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I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'Id like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'
Jay Leno
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