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Funny Jokes For Anchoring At School Quotes & Sayings
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I think I'd like to stay anchoring because, number one, I'm learning a lot, and I love it when I'm learning. And number two, I also have the luxury of a stable life.
Linda Vester
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There should be a relationship status for I don't even know whats going on.
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I was always a weird girl in school, who did theatre and came to school with lots of red lipstick on or my hair perfectly curled, or whatever I was doing to get attention. It's funny as it's almost like they were there to make me aware, because so much of what I do now is that I try to twist my world into the commercial community. So I guess they've been quite an influence on me. Not them in particular, but the idea of the self-proclaimed artist.
Lady Gaga
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My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
Emo Philips
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You didn't want to be my friend in elementary school. You didn't want to be my friend in junior high school. And you certainly weren't my friend in high school. Why on Earth do you want to be my Facebook friend today?
William E Lewis Jr
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
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I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle-baby.
Henry Youngman
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The Grand Old Duke of York He had ten thousand men. His case comes up next week.
Spike Milligan
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I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on in there costs a $hitload of money.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Ways to die: steal my food, touch me, look through my phone.
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Roger Ebert has had his right thumb trademarked. Now the police will actually have to pay him if he ever has to give a thumbprint.
Andy Waits
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I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb.
Scott Roeben
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When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying saucers...and plates, pots, mugs...
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That awkward moment when you pose nude for your art teacher and you flunk the course.
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The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car... Is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
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I made a killing in the stock market. My broker lost all my money, so I killed him.
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
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When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
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