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Funny Promise Love Quotes & Sayings
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Men use love to get s... Women use s.. to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...
Unknown
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It's so funny how we risk our lives for love with no assurance of those that we risk for would do the same for us.
Simphiwe Dumi
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If your relationship has enough trust, honesty and understanding it should never require promises, terms and conditions.
Nishan Panwar
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I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love pus..! The end. -Thurgood Jenkins
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Bonds and oaths are kept more out of Love for one's own integrity than out of fear of any consequences that might arise if the oath or bond is broken.
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My promise to my Kids: I am not your friend. I am your Mother. I will stalk you, flip out on you, lecture you, drive you insane, be your worst nightmare & hunt you down like a bloodhound when needed because I LOVE YOU! When you understand that, I will know you are a responsible adult. You will never find someone who loves, prays, cares and worries about you more than I do!
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What else? She is so beautiful. You dont get tired of looking at her. You never worry if she is smarter than you: You know she is. She is funny without ever being mean. I love her. I am so lucky to love her, Van Houten. You dont get to choose if you get hurt in this world, old man, but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. I hope she likes hers.
John Green
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I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.
John Leguizamo
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don't like really feminine men who tan. I don't understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand's not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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I may give you any birthday present you ask for, but it will never to enough compared to the present that you are to me. I love you my dearest sister. Have a rocking birthday. I promise to help you do that.
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10 things I love about you... I love the way you laugh. I love the way you look at me. I love the way you dress. I love the way you look. I love your attitude. I love the way you talk to me. I love the way you kiss me. I love the way you're there for me. I love the way you treat everyone. Most of all I love the way you love me!!!
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People: 'I love it when my boyfriend tells me how much he loves me.' Me: 'I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready.'
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We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
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s.. is funny and love is serious.
Stephan Jenkins
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I don't think, 'Gee, I'd like to dress this person.' There was a picture in Us magazine. It was a jersey dress, and Courtney Love was wearing it. I have this thing about Courtney Love, this funny worship.
Marc Jacobs
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Mom, thanks for bringing me into a world where love can be expressed electronically.
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The three rules of a relationship: Don't lie, don't cheat, and don't make promises you can't keep.
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