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This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids.
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There should be a relationship status for I don't even know whats going on.
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The best relationships are not just about the good times you share, theyre also about the obstacles you go through together, and the fact that you still say I love you in the end. And loving someone isn't just about saying it every day, it's showing it every day in every way. Relationships must be chosen wisely. Dont rush love. Wait until you truly find it. Don't let loneliness drive you back into the arms of someone you know you don't belong with. Fall in love when youre ready, not when youre lonely. A great relationship is worth waiting for.
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I can't believe it's been a year since I didn't become a better person.
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You Were On My Wish List.
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Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition.
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
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Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
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Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also...
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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I have an eating disorder. I be eatin DIS order of fries, and DIS order of nuggets, and DIS order of wings and so on, so on, you get it.
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My pillow is my best hair styler, every morning I wake up with a new hair style.
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don't like really feminine men who tan. I don't understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand's not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
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The problem is, obesity runs in our family. No, the problem is no-one runs in your family...
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I think it's funny that most people who claim to be 'pro life' are also pro gun. And by funny I mean sad. And by people I mean morons.
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Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
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