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Funny Stupid People Jokesertiv Quotes & Sayings
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I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.
Jarod Kintz
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Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun. Fall in love. Regret nothing, and don't let people bring you down.
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If you are a great dramatic actor then you often don't know if people are enjoying your stuff at all because they are sitting there in silence. But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny, people laugh. If it's not, they don't.
Steve Coogan
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I want to be one of those people who does yoga & eats berries for breakfast, but I'm one of those people who stays in bed until 4pm and eats pizza.
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Im not stupid, I just lack common sense. Im not a poser, I just like all kinds of clothes. Im not Miss Popularity, I just have a lot of friends. I dont ignore you, I just dont give a shit. Im not a bi..., Im just honest. Im not insecure, I just dont trust people.
Unknown
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I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.
Todd Barry
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People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway.
Tim Vine
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That awkward moment when people think theyre funny but they are just annoying.
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Tré on their first tour bus: It's, like, an ok tour bus and all, but people see book mobile on the side and come up and ask us if we have any books to sell. I mean how stupid is that....books? We don't even read.
Green Day
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It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong.
Thomas Sowell
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The war on drugs is wrong, both tactically and morally. It assumes that people are too stupid, too reckless, and too irresponsible to decide whether and under what conditions to consume drugs. The war on drugs is morally bankrupt.
Larry Elder
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Funny how the people who know you the least have the most to say about you.
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I don't understand people who say they need more Me Time. What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body
Hussein Nishah
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I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.
Lynda Barry
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It's unnatural for people to run around the city streets unless they are thieves or victims. It makes people nervous to see someone running. I know that when I see someone running on my street, my instincts tell me to let the dog go after him.
Mike Royko
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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Till people find themselves greatly abused and oppressed by their governors, they are not apt to complain; and whenever they do, in fact, find themselves thus abused and oppressed, they must be stupid not to complain.
Jonathan Mayhew
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Can people stop with the 'ni...s be like' pictures on instagram? They are corny and not funny. You people are killing instagram.
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Young love is stupid love, stupid love sometimes can become young too...
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There are two types of people in this world. The people who are in tune with reality and those who watch Love & Hip-hop.
Derrick Morris
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