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Suggest Revision: Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers.
 
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Suggest Revision: In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.
 
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Suggest Revision: Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
 
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Suggest Revision: When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.
 
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Suggest Revision: Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.
 
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Suggest Revision: Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
 
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Suggest Revision: The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.
 
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Suggest Revision: Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
 
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Suggest Revision: Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.
 
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Suggest Revision: In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
 
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It is hard to imagine a life without fun. There should be some point of time in life when you really feel like having fun, or want to be funny or spread the feel of fun around. Some people's life is always filled with fun that has the skill of converting even serious circumstances into funny ones. You cannot just help laughing when others are made fun and at times, even if you are the target; you appreciate the punch in the action and smile at it.

This is power of funny actions because humans are the only animals who have the capacity to laugh. Various situations are open to make fun of; the wedding, love, health or sickness, people in different locations and so on. The quotes given below have the capacity to bring a smile to your face once you read them and this can be spread to others too if you send these quotes through mail or e card.
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