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Facebook Status About Being Drunk Quotes & Sayings
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Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS...
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If a bra is called an 'Over the shoulder bolder holder,' then would you call men's underwear 'Under the butt nut hut?'
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James Gandolfini's heart attack at age 51 has inspired me to get in better shape after I finish rewatching all six seasons of The Sopranos.
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Theres always that person whom you wish their status was about you.
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I can't tell if you have a better life than me, or better photo filters.
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A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.
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Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
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Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
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Am I on facebook because I'm bored, or am bored because I'm on facebook?
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WELCOME TO FACEBOOK; The place where people add you as a friend & walk past you in the street. Where relationships are perfect, affairs are started, & liars believe they are telling the truth. Your enemies visit your profile the most, yet your friends & family block you, & even though you write what you are really thinking, someone always takes it the wrong way, & people think your status is about them.
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The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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That moment when you wake up with a hang over and say I'm not drinking anymore...until the following weekend approaches.
Robert Escalante
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Dance like the photos not being tagged. Love like you've never been unfriended. Sing like nobody's following. Share like you care. And do it all like it wont end up on Youtube!
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I'd be more upset about the NSA accessing my phone records if I used my phone for anything but texting and taking pictures of my d..k.
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Linkedin invitations are like herpes...They pop up from time to time to remind you they still exist and nobody wants them.
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When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
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I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, You're next.
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