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Why is it that people get mad when other people know or talk about their business, but they post everything that happens on Facebook?
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I'd be more upset about the NSA accessing my phone records if I used my phone for anything but texting and taking pictures of my d..k.
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When ever I get a headache I take two tablet of aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.
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If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
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Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.
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If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus.
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The only school that let me in was U.C. Santa Cruz, which is where I went. They didn't have a journalism program, so I took sociology, which is the closest thing to journalism.
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I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook.'
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Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status.
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I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
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You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't find something? MOM!
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Dear Teacher. Please stop make us sleepy, we have no bed in class. Sincerely, students.
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The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
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One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.
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