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That Will Piss Off Your Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "That Will Piss Off Your Girlfriend" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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There's nothing to mourn about death any more than there is to mourn about the growing of a flower. What is terrible is not death but the lives people live or don't live up until their death. They don't honor their own lives, they piss on their lives. They shit them away. Dumb fu..ers. They concentrate too much on fu..ing, movies, money, family, fu..ing. Their minds are full of cotton. They swallow God without thinking, they swallow country without thinking. Soon they forget how to think, they let others think for them. Their brains are stuffed with cotton. They look ugly, they talk ugly, they walk ugly. Play them the great music of the centuries and they can't hear it. Most people's deaths are a sham. There's nothing left to die.
Charles Bukowski
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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When someone cheats on you, it hurts to the point where you can't hold yourself up. Knowing that they already have someone new, even though they aren't as good quality as you were. Knowing that you gave them the love, and care, it just makes no sense on why they did this to you. The world is a fu..ed up place, especially when you have people like this.
Dan Pellegrino
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Reasons why its great to be a Woman; We can get laid anytime we want. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar. We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk. We get out of speeding tickets by crying. We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg. We can sleep our way to the top of the class. We get to shop at Victoria's Secret. We can marry rich and then not have to work. We never have to pay when we go out on dates. Men take us on all expense paid trips- all we have to do is sleep with them. Men light our cigarettes for us. Men hold the door open for us. We pout better(those puppy dog eyes always work!). We're cuter. We lie better. We're better manipulators. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves, you guys get the couch. We always have food.
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When someone breaks up with you, you may ask yourself why does it hurt so much, the answer to that is because you didn't just lose your boyfriend or girlfriend you lost a best friend.
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Love doesn't always mean having a boyfriend or girlfriend. Love means having someone who Trust, Support, Understand you more than a lover.
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Christmas Tip: This Christmas instead of gifting your fat girlfriend a weighing scale, try gifting her a handsome fitness trainer and watch the results. Merry Christmas.
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The ending friendship with one of your guy friends the second he gets a girlfriend...controlling bi...es.
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I hate to see the one I love happy with somebody but I surely hate it more to see the one I love unhappy with me...
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Cheating comes in all forms; words, emotions, deception, and yes even in simply giving up without saying a word.
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A relationship is not about having a handsome boyfriend or having a pretty girlfriend.. It's not about trying to make things perfect because there are no perfect relationships... But it's finding someone who matches you and would accept the worst of you and will go through everything without giving up on you...
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A REAL girlfriend gon love you while you're broke. a HOE gon love you until you're broke.
Unknown
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I was in the Vancouver airport, and I was speaking with a young girl. She asked if I was Freddie Prinze Jr., and I said I was. She kind of giggled, and while I was talking with her, her girlfriend ran up and took my sandwich. I did not call out after her. I didn't know what to do. I had never had anyone steal food from me before. How do you react if someone takes your sandwich? I just finished my cup of coffee and got on the plane and flew home.
Freddie Prinze Jr
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Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having s.. years ago!
Greg Giraldo
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If he/she cheated, don't stress yourself over a broken heart because somewhere out there is someone who's willing to hold you down like a real girlfriend/boyfriend should.
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It really bothers me when I hear a guy or girl say, I'll never have anyone better than my ex. They're the best I've ever known. Newsflash: That person's an ex for a reason. If they're so great, then maybe you should be with them. But to all the hopeful guys and girls out there, don't sell yourself short. It may not be tomorrow or the next day, but one day you will find that person who is the best for you. Don't settle on what could've been. Get excited about what will happen next.
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I am a military girlfriend. I hold no formal recognition with the powers that be. I am at the bottom of the chain. I hold no military ID card, I am not a dependent or a parent. The man I love may face unspeakable dangers, and I am at the mercy of those who possess this recognition for news. I understand this and accept this.
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I collect movies, I still buy records constantly. I collect musical instruments and most of my time I spend making music, it's pretty much what I do 90% of the time I'm home. Aside from just normal stuff, I walk the dog, I hang out with my girlfriend, get dinner. Pretty mellow stuff.
Patrick Stump
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A TRUE boyfriend is someone that will take care of his girlfriend, stand up for her when needed and love her for who she is and not pretend to care about her!
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The best part about getting over the one who left you is being able to expand your knowledge in the mental state. You will gain knowledge about people. You will learn who the right ones are, and the ones who will throw you off a cliff. It is definitely a horrific and depressing era getting left by the one(s) that you gave your heart to. But time will eventually stitch up those wounds, and make you a stronger person.
Dan Pellegrino
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