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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
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Funny in Michigan you can be a seasonal boyfriend and in the summer you can take off But in the winter you gotta be on lock.
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My favorite outdoor activity is going back to inside.
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Here's to drinking enough that we'll need Ryan Seacrest to help us count backwards from ten.
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What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they're going to go for, and it's just great.
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True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.
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I hope your summer is just like a little box filled with surprises.
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Here's to having a fresh start at binge eating, boozing, and slacking off.
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The harder you try to be funny, the less funny you will be.
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It's funny because it's funny.
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It is a mistake to say that it is doubtful whether there is a God or not. It is not in the least doubtful, but the most certain thing in the world, nay, the foundation of all other certainty -- the only solid absolute objectivity -- that there is a moral government of the world.
Johann Gottlieb Fichte
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Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans, I...Can't...Breathe! Sincerely, Your Balls.
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This is the absolute truth: and on this truth our tactics must be based. All tactics that are not based on this are false, and lead the proletariat to terrible defeat.
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In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is also the most absolute and animal and one of the most ephemeral.
George Santayana
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In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is also the most absolute and animal and one of the most ephemeral.
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Despair is the price one pays for setting oneself an impossible aim. It is, one is told, the unforgivable sin, but it is a sin the corrupt or evil man never practices. He always has hope. He never reaches the freezing-point of knowing absolute failur
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