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When life gives you lemons, go find a kid with a paper cut and make his life miserable.
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White parents use time out. My mom used a different type of time out. She'd be like, 'There...take time out to pick up your teeth.'
Martin Lawrence
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If you treat your life as a joke, then it will become one.
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So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored and kept pestering my Dad to go and play. Eventually he agreed, took me over to the lion enclosure, threw me in and said: There ya go, play dead...
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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or when we are in love.
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I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum.
Tim Vine
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The most casual examination will reveal the fact that all the jokes about the horrible results of masculine cooking and sewing are written by men. It is all part of a great scheme of s.. propaganda.
Heywood C Broun
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I feel that after all those horrible reviews and jokes, I wasn't crazy all these years to stand up for the music I believe in. This album has proven that somewhere in the human race, the human heart is still racing and breaking and I am so grateful.
Barry Manilow
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I'm sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts and inside jokes as you caring. I'll think twice before wasting my time again.
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Wal-Mart: The only place on earth you can get a haircut, eye exam, ice cream sandwich, tires for your car, and witness a real life what not to wear episode...
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I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up, because I am still looking for ideas.
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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.
Thomas Aquinas
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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I try to exist in a world where there is freedom of opinion, where you're allowed to make jokes. I don't want to live in some PC world where no-one's allowed to say anything.
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Its annoying when girls mistake the gym for a beauty pageant.
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Please GOD if you cant make me slim, make my friends fat.
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When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party.
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I spend about 75% of my time at the gym finding the right song for my workout.
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I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.
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There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation.
Larry David
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