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Funny Wake Uppny Wake Upp Quotes & Sayings
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Wake up your soul! Wake up your spirit! Life isn't a journey, and it is time to get your hands dirty by doing something that is worthwhile.
Senora Roy
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You wonder why I'm insecure? Because there are girls out there who look gorgeous without even trying. When they wake up they look like angels, when I wake up I look like I just got out of war. Those photogenic girls who look good in every photo. When someone takes a photo of me, my face looks retarted. They dont even need to dress nicely and they will look good. How can they capture your attention by just walking past. I want to be able to do that.
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I don't drink tea to wake up. I wake up to drink tea.
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
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Some wake up and say 'Dear Lord, Good Morning'. Others wake up and say 'Dear Lord, It Is Morning...'
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Before a man can wake up and find himself famous he has to wake up and find himself.
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I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
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so he'd wake up on the roof. - Like that time in summer camp.
The Hangover
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Kids are price less. They are loud, funny, loveable, crazy, funny, and a hand full. Even though they look so peaceful and calm when they're sleeping, you just hope they wake up to see them smile or just hear the sound of little foot steps around the house.
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It's Halloween and hopefully you people that partied last night didn't wake next to something scary this morning.
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The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
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There are those who wake up and say, Good Morning, Lord, and there are those who wake up and say, Good Lord, its morning.
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra
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I hate it when I forget to turn my swag off at night and I wake up covered in b*tches.
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I got the wake-up call that no one is policing our oceans. I wondered, how can I do anything? What really can I do to make things better? There are some perks to being a celebrity. My job is to be funny once in a while, but it's my responsibility to make good use of it.
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
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My pillow is my best hair styler, every morning I wake up with a new hair style.
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'
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Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it. One day I'm gonna, though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That's ridiculous, but it's true. I always fight with wearing a beret.
Mitch Hedberg
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